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PostSubject: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:35 pm

Well, they were a tad more friendly than that. Also, everybody got off, not just me. Razz

Gong to Tassie to fix a titty squisher today. Well, I was. Board the plane, sit around for 20 minutes in the stifling heat. Then they start the engines. After about 10 minutes they stop the engines. Captain gets on the blower and says "ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to report... blah blah blah, yada, yada, yada" .

So now I sit in the extremely elegant (hah!) Wagga Wagga airport "lounge" (ahem) waiting for some cahn to fix the effin plane.

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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:42 pm

Lovely hosty just tells me I'll get there at 8.30pm tonight. Tee hee! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Tue Jan 20, 2015 2:19 pm

OK, I ran this thread thru Google Translate, specifying "Oz -> English" and it threw-up...
Or, to translate the the other way: 'Laughed at the Ground' / 'Said hello to Uncle Hughie'.

WTF is a 'Titty Squisher' (other than Brassiere) ???

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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Tue Jan 20, 2015 2:35 pm

There's an 'Oz -> English' translator???

Titty squisher -> Mammographic X-ray machine
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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:41 pm

Well that is vocational slang, not being in the trade I too said WTF?
Meanwhile, can you reset its A/FR's?
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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:04 pm

beetle wrote:
There's an 'Oz -> English' translator???

Titty squisher -> Mammographic X-ray machine

Titty squisher for French-> Hands Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:25 pm

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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:28 pm

No machine needed mang! A good "handler" should be able to tell if zee woman has healthy Tits. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:58 pm

You crack me up Mark - I knew what you were referring to. So, hot and heavy in Wagga Wagga today?
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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:14 pm

Your a saint mark.
Looking after all those wild Titties over there in tassie..
cheers
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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:26 pm

Yes of course! If the machine is out of order you'll have to offer to check the titties of all of the attractive and comely younger patients by the time proven 'Motorboating' method!

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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:31 pm

pig pig pig
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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:06 pm

You blokes are all animals. silent
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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:18 pm

Oh the oozing piety! I think I'm going to park a tiger! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:22 pm

Tee hee.
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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:19 pm

+1 for motorboating!  cheers

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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:15 am

What a fantastic group of good sports! I'm sure the boys got a lot of knock backs but who gives a shit? The girls all stood up, did a good thing and it was all so obviously silly that only the demented would see it as prurient!

Golden elephant stamp to all involved!

Brilliant!

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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Wed Jan 21, 2015 1:47 pm

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Gee Beetle, you look very grey in that photo,  Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:17 pm

I look grey in every photo. Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:31 pm

13 hours from Wagga to Hobart. Mad Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:01 pm

new world record - should have walked - at least you would be fitter, instead of grumpy.
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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:10 pm

I was born grumpy. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:12 pm

beetle wrote:
13 hours from Wagga to Hobart.  Mad Shocked  

Should have ridden your GRiSO
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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Thu Jan 22, 2015 8:10 am

The Saint wrote:


Should have ridden your GRiSO

At least the jugs would be firm....
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PostSubject: Re: You! Yes, you! Get off this airplane!   Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:17 pm

Harry Paratestes wrote:
The Saint wrote:


Should have ridden your GRiSO

At least the jugs would be firm....

LaughingLaughingLaughing
I now wonder if the term "titty squisher" could also apply to BMW's?
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