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Fra Cristoforo
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PostSubject: Play on Words   Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:35 pm

These fit so well they should be in a dictionary. (to break the boredom ...................... and shit fights)

ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
And is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOUR
A place where women curl up and dye.


CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they
are dead.

COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.

INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN
A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW
One of the greatest Labor saving devices of today.

YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.


And MY Personal Favorite!!

WRINKLES
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.
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PostSubject: Re: Play on Words   Tue Jan 27, 2015 2:43 pm

Ha! I'll be using a few of these Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Play on Words   Tue Jan 27, 2015 5:21 pm

Very Good gheezi
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Biondino
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PostSubject: Re: Play on Words   Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:54 am

Very nice Wayne
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