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Oz1200Guzzi
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PostSubject: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:30 pm

I was over on GT this morning, perusing the latest tales of woe. It is a sin indeed, to mention GuzziDiag - but I want to SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOF TOPS but refrained. Poor misled souls, may they see the light real soon...
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:30 pm

They dwelleth in fear, they shall not see
The Guru T. won't let them be
To mention GD is a sin so foul
Thou shalt bet banned
And the Guru will howl
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:55 pm

Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:03 pm

your quite the poet beetle and pretty handy with maps for GUZZIDIAG!!!!    lol!
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:18 pm

Oz1200Guzzi wrote:
I was over on GT this morning, perusing the latest tales of woe. It is a sin indeed, to mention GuzziDiag - but I want to SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOF TOPS but refrained. Poor misled souls, may they see the light real soon...

Don't feel alone...
I was close, real close to chant "Viva Guzzidiag!!" over there when the Gestapo man went after Ghezzi but I don't want to necessarily burn my bridges.
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:58 pm

beetle wrote:
They dwelleth in fear, they shall not see
The Guru T. won't let them be
To mention GD is a sin so foul
Thou shalt bet banned
And the Guru will howl

I don't dwelleth in fear; I dwelleth in sloth.  Embarassed

That, and I am also the man who put the "pro" in "procrastination.

Well, OK, just now taxes and some eldercare chores call more loudly.  And, I still have to unstick that stuck POS quick-release.   No

Seriously, I very much look forward to becoming a GD'er.   cheers

Bill
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:20 pm

I hear you Bill. Sloth comes to me easily.


Tony, I reckon it's cause they're brainwashed into thinking you can't get your fueling sorted for so little effort and cost.

I think I shall elevate myself to a F.I.G*, create a webpage and fill it with Scaremongering Propaganda and charge $300 per map. It's not cheap or free, so it must be good.

Oh, I'll also need some worshiping lickspittles. Anyone interested? I love you















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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:33 pm

Wots the pay for this humongous effort? I am probably in, then
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:34 pm

Bill, when you get there, you will go "dang, this is sooooo easy peezy - why waz this hidden from us all these years?"

Scaremongering indeed
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:50 pm

beetle wrote:
I hear you Bill. Sloth comes to me easily.


Tony, I reckon it's cause they're brainwashed into thinking you can't get your fueling sorted for so little effort and cost.

I think I shall elevate myself to a F.I.G*, create a webpage and fill it with Scaremongering Propaganda and charge $300 per map. It's not cheap or free, so it must be good.

Oh, I'll also need some worshiping lickspittles. Anyone interested?  I love you


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Oz1200Guzzi wrote:
Wots the pay for this humongous effort? I am probably in, then


Unlike your other applicant, beetle, who’s only interested in the details of the compensation package, I am — after 40 years as a lawyer and apologist for the Army — uniquely and, indeed, eminently qualified for the position of “worshiping lickspittle.”  

OTOH, I am hoping we can agree on some pompous and euphemistic title other than that no-doubt-accurate job description.  

I have no scruples about any requirement of fawning, cringing, obsequious, unctuous, sycophantic, etc., but do insist on a worthy label.  For example, I might consider "First Toady.”  

I, remain, Sir, as always, YMHOS.

Bill
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:10 pm

Can someone please explain this thread to me. I feel like a stranger in a strange land, apologies to Heinlein.
Thanks in advance.
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:12 pm

beetle wrote:
Oh, I'll also need some worshiping lickspittles. Anyone interested?  I love you

Well, nothing is free. Even the worship part. If I provide that service, then I need some modicum of assurance that I shall have a special place at the altar. Do we get robes? A yamaka with the Moto Guzzi eagle on it? What sort of communion shall we have in the GuzziDiag church of Fuel Injection? Whiskey and vegemite?
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:23 pm

Enzo, look on in wonder for a bit longer - there are some subtleties in play. Give it 24 hours and if you haven't worked it out, some of us "might" enlighten you.

You might need to research some of the references therein, to really get a grip on what's going on.

At the moment it's a lot of laughs and there are others that will be wanting to have their say presently.

Hang tight, my man!
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:31 pm

Compensation? OK, let's make the price of a map $400. Each toady/lickspittle/brown-noser/minion will get $100 per map they sell. Oh yes, I won't sully myself by selling a map to the unwitting victim. Supplicants will not be permitted to commune with me.


pokey, you get diddley-squat. The Worship of the FIG is its own reward. Oh, and a 100 smackers per map.

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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:21 pm

'First Toady' has a fine ring to it!

How's about 'Grand Dragon of the Licking of the Spit'? I'm sure that that would require some truly spectacular 'Vestments'. Oh, and a huge codpiece! Filled with custard!

Then there's the maps themselves! Surely such documents need to be kept in some sort of gilded reliquary similar to those used to hold nails of the true cross or bits of Budha's underpants and the like and this gaudy item would have to be kept somewhere like that giant black rock you aren't allowed to look at unless you're a 'Believer' in Saudi.

All of the adherents to this filthy cult would have to perform a ritual pilgrimage to Wagga but not by bike, oh no, that would be far too easy. They'd have to walk backwards, naked, or only wearing a covering of margarine and feathers or some such. Lots of opportunity for fleecing the gullible here!

Brilliant!

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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:36 pm

I like your style Roper. You shall herewith be known as "Grand Dragon of the Licking of the Spit"
Your codpiece shall be remain custard filled at all times. Do not allow it to form a skin.

Bill Hagan, your name shall be "First Toady of Otto Valvole"


Tony, your name shall be "First Toady of Quattro Valvole"
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:37 pm

I nearly pissed myself reading this - it's getting much better than I thought it would. hard to concentrate on work when there's shit like this to ingest.

I was having a shyte of a day but this has turned things around nicely, I do declare.

Pete, you are a wicked man
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:38 pm

mantle accepted - bring it on
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:52 pm

Oz1200Guzzi wrote:
mantle accepted - bring it on

I think you'll need a wand, and some sort of peculiar millinery.

And some sort of 'Familiar'! A shaved hamster on a piece of fishing line maybe?
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 8:54 pm

I was thinking of a petrified dog turd - but now that you mentioned a shaved hamster...
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:22 pm

Tried the margarine coating whilst walking backwards to Wagga Wagga. Figured Id try pawning the least value yet most expensive "improvement" to my bike to fund my crusade. As I was walking backwards I was using a mirror to navigate but I tripped over the myriad of margarine coated wires and disappeared up my arse.
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:29 pm

Maps shall be kept here:

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The uninitiated (GT) shall burn in its presence.

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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:44 pm

This trip up north next month could get much more interesting, I just hope there's no goats near by.
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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 10:10 pm

There are always goats. You just have to know where to look!

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PostSubject: Re: So many still left in the dark...   Wed Feb 18, 2015 10:48 pm

On the original topic I went back there for the first time in months and I see that there has been absolutely no change in the Schpeil. No learning has been undertaken, the same parroting of a tired old formula to separate people from their hard earned, same earnest suggestions that messing with stuff is the province of Demi-gods.

It would be silly if it wasn't so ruthlessly unimaginative and venal.

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