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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Sat Oct 29, 2016 3:29 pm

Just for the record, I found it offensive as well.




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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Sat Oct 29, 2016 3:49 pm

ghezzi wrote:
1. I find that "JOKE" very funny. (I missed the original post)
2. How for back did you go trolling to find something to whinge about?

Tolle09 hasn't posted a joke for over a year.

Oh, and thank you. Now I have something to brighten the day of others.

Maybe it's a slow day in Troll land ?
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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Sat Oct 29, 2016 3:54 pm

If Moby's a troll for being offended, colour me trollish.


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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Sat Oct 29, 2016 4:50 pm

beetle wrote:
If Moby's a troll for being offended, colour me trollish.


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I'm offended by *the people* who use children as slaves, I'm not offended by the jokes, talk or mental process of people who make jokes about child slaves.

One is a real thing, the other is not real, being a mental process, and when people confuse them, that's when the shit hits the fan.

Complaining that ones moral sensibility has been bruised won't free one single slave child, nor will castigating someone who jokes about it, even if it makes *you* feel better.

It makes great Troll fodder tho.
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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Sat Oct 29, 2016 5:37 pm

If you are capable of differentiating an offensive joke from an offensive reality, yet still have a giggle, then you are no better than the slavers. The fact you don't see that, is offensive to me as well. I suppose you thought the jokes about the Dreamworld deaths were hilarious too?



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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Sat Oct 29, 2016 5:44 pm

beetle wrote:
If you are capable of differentiating an offensive joke from an offensive reality, yet still have a giggle, then you are no better than the slavers. The fact you don't see that, is offensive to me as well.  I suppose you thought the jokes about the Dreamworld deaths were hilarious too?



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Nice troll, but I'm not biting, better luck next time.
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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Sat Oct 29, 2016 5:58 pm

There won't be a next time. I'm adding you to my ignore list.



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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Sun Oct 30, 2016 1:54 am

This morning as I was driving to work the car in front of me suddenly came to a screeching stop. I hit my brakes hard and skidded to a stop about two inches from the other car's rear bumper. I heard the squeal of brakes behind me and braced myself for the impact but that car too managed to stop barely in time.
The man in the car in front of me jumped out of his car and ran around to the front. He got down on his knees and was making some strange movements. I thought "Oh my God, he's hit somebody!"
I jumped out of my car and so did the man in the car behind me. As we both ran to the front we heard the man yelling "don't die, please don't die!"
When I got there I saw the man on his knees and there in front of him was rabbit. He had hit a rabbit! He was having an absolute fit about that rabbit.
The man from the third car said, "I think I can fix this situation." And he walked back to his car and returned a moment later with a spray can. He sprayed the rabbit and suddenly it jumped up, turned and ran off. When it got about ten yards out it stopped and waved to us and then continued to run away. After going another ten yards it stopped and waved again. It repeated this until it was out of sight.
"What was that stuff you sprayed on it?" I asked him.
His reply was, "Hair restorer with a permanent wave."
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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Sun Oct 30, 2016 6:22 am

I was down in the desert the other day and I came upon a battered old suitcase
Curious, I went over and opened it up.
To my surprise there were some baby foxes in it.
I called the local animal rescue people
"Oh my god" said the woman "Are they moving?"
"I don't know," I replied "But it would certainly explain the suitcase."
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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Sun Oct 30, 2016 12:26 pm

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."

In Michigan, he'd be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit."

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Alabama, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."

And in Texas he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."
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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:35 pm

A trainer was giving last-minute instructions to the jockey and appeared to slip something into the horse’s mouth as a steward walked by.

“What was that,” the steward asked.

“Oh nothing,” said the trainer, “just a Kool Mint.”

He offered one to the steward and had one himself.

After the suspicious steward had left, the trainer continued with his instructions.

“Just keep on the rail. You are on a certainty. The only thing that could possibly pass you down the home straight is either the steward or me.”
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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Sun Dec 11, 2016 11:35 am

At the end of the tax year, the Inland revenue office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the Inland Revenue agent was checking the books, he turned to the CEO of the hospital and said,

“I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left to be of any use?”

“Good question ,” noted the CEO. “We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll.”

“Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. “What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what’s left over after setting a cast on a patient?”

“Ah, yes,” replied the CEO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. “We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they will send us a free bag of plaster.”

“I see,” replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CEO. “Well,” he went on, “What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?”

“Here, too, we do not waste,” answered the CEO. “What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the Inland Revenue office, and about once a year they send us a complete *****.”
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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Tue Dec 13, 2016 10:10 am

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.

Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket.

It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her. "This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.

The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common.

He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:54 pm

groaned but lollered
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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Tue Dec 20, 2016 11:29 pm

A woman walks into a sex shop and says, "I wanna buy a dildo. What do you have?" The shopkeeper replies, "There are dozens of different ones on the back wall by the stairs. Feel free to browse..."
After about five minutes or so, the woman approaches the shopkeeper and tells him, "I'll take that big red one." The shopkeeper replies, "Miss, that's a fire extinguisher."
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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Wed Dec 21, 2016 11:37 am

affraid Laughing I laughed!

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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Sun Jan 15, 2017 6:21 pm

Marriage is a bit like a deck of cards, In the beginning all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. 
Towards the end you wish you had a Club and a Spade. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:11 pm

Now, now Ron.
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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:35 am

Joke of the year! Keep em coming Ron.
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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:08 pm

Good lead in Ron.
Some say marriage is a bit like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you need a good hand.
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PostSubject: Re: Just Jokes!   Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:13 pm

Two bats hanging upside down in a cave one says to the other:
- Does getting old worry you?
- No mate, what worries me is getting incontinent !
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