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ghezzi
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PostSubject: Bastards got me this time.   Mon Jan 18, 2016 8:59 pm

Doing 50,000 km p/a round Brisbane, I will often joke on an almost daily basis, "survived another assassination attempt".

Not to day.
Accident No.1
I arrived at Ozzy's this morning with a K1300S on the back, his driveway is just around a blind corner that most people use for race practice. I pulled into the curb with the "HAZARD" lights flashing which were on before I drove around the corner. Stopped. Reversed.
A knob in a black BMW SUV pulls up right behind me. Bang! No problem to me but the amount of previous damage to his bumper suggests somebody in his family can't drive.

Accident No. 2.
Two Asian sheila's in a red car cut me off in a violent manner on Ipswich Rd Annerley. Stopping and swerving I just clipped the gutter hard enough to pull the wheel left and into a tree.
They buggered off but a gentleman of Middle Eastern description and name chased them for the rego number. 'Tis now in the hands of the Police.
Dumb thing is, they had 500 meters of clear road to merge one lane before veering off left at a 'Y' junction.

Meanwhile I have a bottle of rum and I ain't goin for 3 in a row on Bella. Stayin' put.
Find out this arvo if the ute is repairable. It's ripped the control arm clean out of the chassis. Ouch!


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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Mon Jan 18, 2016 9:18 pm

Double FUCK! Be safe out there, Ghezzi.
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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Mon Jan 18, 2016 9:55 pm

Bloody bugga ay. Rum will fix it.
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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Mon Jan 18, 2016 10:08 pm

yeah the gotcha from hell, Wayne. if your ute is totalled, how long before you can be productive again?
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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Mon Jan 18, 2016 10:14 pm

Excellent news on the rego number being got by the chase car. See. Not all ME people are cunts. Leb boys in 'Cut and Shut' Shitbox WRX's don't count! Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Mon Jan 18, 2016 10:55 pm

Glad your not hurt wayne. Ute's screwed though, Will your insurance spring for a hire vehicle while yours is sorted out ?
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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Mon Jan 18, 2016 11:22 pm

No back up ute supplied.
Panel beater reported the spare wheel is on and car is now movable. Will send me quote tomorrow,
I suspect that if the mechanical damage is easily repairable I'll have all cosmetics sorted by mid next week.
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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Tue Jan 19, 2016 1:12 am

Bad news there Wayne, glad your ok.
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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Tue Jan 19, 2016 5:21 am

Lordy.

This is becoming a demo derby site.

Glad you are OK. No guarantee of that.

Bill

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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:54 pm

Hell's Bells that suxx but it's good to hear you aren't hurt.
I haven't ridden my GRiSO since I dropped it in December.
I have been riding my Cali 1100 on the weekends.
I was just looking at the GRiSO 2 minutes ago asking myself
"Where can I ride to around Van Nuys and hang out with other riders?"
Cuz I want to saddle up that damn GRiSO Right Now.

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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Tue Jan 19, 2016 8:23 pm

Police have just informed me the new male owner of the offending Toyota has an international (Chinese) driving permit. It has yet to be determined who was driving. Mr, Chao will not answer his phone for the Police so he will have a visitation this afternoon.
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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Tue Jan 19, 2016 8:45 pm

Excellent! Leaving the scene of an accident is generally seen as a fairly serious offence. Mr Chou might want to be looking for a lawyer.

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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:14 am

What are the Chinese Mafia called ? Acid Bath
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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:25 am

Chow mien is propperly leaving the country now!
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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Sun Jan 24, 2016 2:17 am

The good news. I have to ride my bike now. 500k of back roads today to Dorrigo n Coffs Harbour.
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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:16 pm

It appears the offending car has been sold several times in the past few months.
The last "alleged" sale was 3 days before my accident, to a foreign person without a license.
Police investigation continues ..........................

Meanwhile I've just been informed front end suspension parts are on back order. No car today.
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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:06 pm

Shit bugger poop bum arse tit Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Sat Jan 30, 2016 10:11 am

It's crap that you got buggered but at least it sounds like this string of subversive irresponsibility will meet its end.
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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Mon Feb 01, 2016 11:42 pm

Woo Hoo! Got the ute back today and went straight to work.
On the way riding Bella, a Mercedes driven by a person of similar national appearance to my previous assassins, pulled out in front of me and then promptly stopped. Blocking all avenues of escape except for chancing a head on with approaching traffic.

I stopped before I "T-boned" his drivers door. He then insisted I go round him first as an act of courtesy on his behalf. FUCK ME!!!

Pete, I want rocket launches on my GRiSO!
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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Mon Feb 01, 2016 11:55 pm

Haha, good news Ghezzi . Small rocket launcher possible. A .50 cal machine gun.... A bit big for a bike.
An old friend told me a yarn years ago how he had a large ring wired to a length of chain , with a cork next to the ring. He fed the chain inside the handle bars of his AJS and the cork held it all in place. The dog that attacked him each afternoon on his way home from work never saw it coming Twisted Evilcheers
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PostSubject: Re: Bastards got me this time.   Wed Feb 03, 2016 7:43 pm

I have had a similar week driving my work truck gheezi.
And I want to install a trireme ram onto the front of my truck.

DM
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