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Pete Roper
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PostSubject: Fuck it! Ghettoist down.   Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:50 am

My protege 'Big Mike' just stuffed his KLR into the side of a 'Roo on the way home. Banged up a bit but nothing broken on him. Daffyd, the gayest bike in tthe village, (It's a purple and violet 250 KLR!)? That's a different story Crying or Very sad

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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it! Ghettoist down.   Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:59 am

Eek!

Glad he isn't hurt.
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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it! Ghettoist down.   Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:13 am

Sorry Big Mike!

I'm guess'n he'll match the KLR's colour scheme now. Better bruised than broken tho.



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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it! Ghettoist down.   Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:17 am


Lordy.

Happy it wasn't worse.

Those beasts are scary and there isn't one within umpteen-thousand miles of here.

Way more deer roadkill around here just now, but nothing like a kangaroo.  Elk has been reintroduced here -- [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] -- and I just hope I see one in time before I ram it on the BRP.  Kathi hit one at 3 a.m. in Montana.  Only thing that saved her and daughter Kate was that she hit "only" the right-rear hind quarter, thus the mass did not come over hood and into passenger compartment.  I'd have been a widower for 20 years now.  Sad

Anyway, best wishes for Big Mike.

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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it! Ghettoist down.   Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:37 am

He'll live, if only to make my bloody life difficult. I'm actually employing him 'Officially' from July 1. You can just imagine how much pen-pushery and scroll-beetle fuquetardery that involves. His bruises from the crash will seem like nothing after the pummelling we'll both get from the tax office, the fair work ombudsman, (Actually we're clear there as he gets way, way over award wage 'cos he's good!) and any other government and non government agency that feels it needs to squeeze our balls. I've never had an 'Empoyee' before. Luckily I can probably just toss it into the hands of my accountant and if I whine hard enough they'll take care of the difficult stuff. GAKK!

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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it! Ghettoist down.   Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:07 am

Glad he's ok. Sounds like a perfect opportunity to graduate to a GRiSO.
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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it! Ghettoist down.   Wed Jun 15, 2016 7:42 am

He's already got a GRiSO, he just can't ride it yet because he never got his licence! He's on 'L' plates now!

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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it! Ghettoist down.   Wed Jun 15, 2016 9:33 am

Thats a bugger Big Mike. Luckily for Mike he has a boss that knows how hard it can be to dodge large leaping marsupials.
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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it! Ghettoist down.   Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:50 am

Roos - inexplicable ability to sense which way you are going to "attempt" to dodge him, and then alter his track so you do a "meet and greet" - though the outcome seldom has a "warm and fuzzy feeling" about it.

Big Mike, get up and at em soon. Oh and congratulations on the job!
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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it! Ghettoist down.   Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:20 pm

Glad your ok Mike.
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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it! Ghettoist down.   Wed Jun 15, 2016 5:13 pm

Glad you're OK.
One of my engineers hit a Roo 2 weeks ago between Tumba and Wagga. $1,500 was the only damage, luckily it was a rental Falcon. Replaced the headlight and minor dents
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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it! Ghettoist down.   Wed Jun 15, 2016 5:34 pm

Glad you weren't kil't, Mike, feel better soon.
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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it! Ghettoist down.   Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:11 am

We have established herds of wallabies round here...Nearly hit one on my Norton Stlas a few years back. Thick as pigshit but brighter than der.
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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it! Ghettoist down.   Fri Jun 17, 2016 7:09 am

Mend up quick Big Mike. Animals of a certain size... Even the mighty GRiSO is no match for the big'uns.

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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it! Ghettoist down.   Fri Jun 17, 2016 9:33 am

Sorry to hear about your damage Mike. Is the bike stuffed , How will you finish your licence ?
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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it! Ghettoist down.   Sat Jun 18, 2016 1:55 am

a friend of a friend of my bro-in-law... I believe it was at +/- 170kmph

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limped away with a massive bruise on his left leg, good thing he was driving a boat!
at least its a v twin...
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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it! Ghettoist down.   Sat Jun 18, 2016 1:56 am

oh, and sorry to hear that Big Mike.
Good news is that your ok, And employed!!
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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it! Ghettoist down.   Sun Jun 19, 2016 12:07 pm

Steak wrote:
Mend up quick Big Mike.  Animals of a certain size...  Even the mighty GRiSO is no match for the big'uns.

The man knows of which he speaks.

For those of you who don't know, our Fearless Founder murdered a pretty good-sized elk with his first GRiSO.  Just about ripped his arm off in the process.

Mike, glad you weren't hurt any worse than you were.  I imagine you're pretty sore from the get-off.
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