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PostSubject: Words can be so seductive...   Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:07 am

At least Piaggio has hired some outstanding fucking wordsmiths/porn writers! Regarding the 2015 GRiSO they've written:

(Pasted directly from their website without the slightest editing on my part...
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"This machine is an instinctive creation, pure, solid as a rock and has a distinct personality. It appears simply as a work of art. Design details, discreet hollows and unexpected new lines blend together in chrome and satin finished metal to form miracles of design. The fuel tank for example seems to bend to the power of the massive frame only to form an aerodynamic teardrop of exquisite beauty, the tail seems no more than an afterthought yet houses three high intensity LED light units. The new GRiSO is decidedly masculine and powerful yet the “Quattrovalvole” engine seems to be set like a jewel in a frame that shows off its revolutionary design to the utmost effect."

Ugh, ugh, ugh, faster, Baby, faster! Don't stop! "pure...ugh!...solid as a rock...oh!...a work of art...God!...discreet hollows and unexpected lines...oh Baby!...chrome and satin...mmm!...miracles of design...YES!...bends to the power of the massive frame...that feels soooo good!...an aerodynamic teardrop of exquisite beauty...OH!...the tail seems no more than an afterthought...oh my GOD!...decidedly masculine and powerful yet the “Quattrovalvole” engine seems to be set like a jewel in a frame that shows off its revolutionary design to the utmost effect....AAAAGH! Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Words can be so seductive...   Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:11 am

Wow..... I need a cigarette Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Words can be so seductive...   Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:33 am

It's better written than 50 shades of Grey for sure.......
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PostSubject: Re: Words can be so seductive...   Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:49 pm

50 Shades of GRiSO?
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PostSubject: Re: Words can be so seductive...   Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:21 pm

some how this vid makes sense to me now ............. Sad

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PostSubject: Re: Words can be so seductive...   Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:36 am

Beautyfull white teeth ...
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PostSubject: Re: Words can be so seductive...   Thu Apr 23, 2015 8:40 am

Bit of Led Zeppelin in there - the Lemon Song - love it! Way before its time though...
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PostSubject: Re: Words can be so seductive...   Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:46 am

Hey.
That is WAY better than the drivel from Japan.

I need a cigarette too.
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PostSubject: Re: Words can be so seductive...   Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:04 am

Smoke 'em if you got 'em boys! I wish I could light up too, but after I crashed last summer I was in such agony I didn't even want a cigarette. Pretty soon, six or eight weeks had gone by and I decided it was probably a good time to quit. Haven't had one since, but I sure do like standing next to a smoker and getting a little second-hand high.
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