Its been 27 years since I've been to Perth. I remember it being clean and tidy, and a constable yelling at us while we were in the top of a double-decker bus, "'ang your ass out the slot, go to the slammer straightaway!" We had just completed a tour of the Swan River valley and had had a LOT of wine. It's a boat ride. It's fun. They serve you lunch at one of the wineries. GO!