Subject: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... Fri Jun 17, 2016 9:48 am
Which one of you bastards did this on your test ride???
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Pete Roper GRiSO Capo
Posts : 10420 Join date : 2013-05-29 Age : 67
Subject: Re: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... Fri Jun 17, 2016 10:38 am
That was the retard who wrote off the JSG demonstrator! What an arse! He even filmed himself being an arse! Nice thing is he would of signed a 'You bend it? You mend it!' Waiver. Note the lack of gloves, always a prime sign of retardery and the fact the video uses the Old-sillies logo at the beginning. The old-sillies are a sort of self perpetuating support group for idiots who are proud of the fact none of their sphincters can keep a seal any more, whenever I see one of their stupid stickers on a bike I just know I'm in for a hard time.
Pete
Red Dog Carlotto
Posts : 44 Join date : 2016-05-21 Age : 71
Subject: Re: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... Fri Jun 17, 2016 10:50 am
Pete, I thought all those people lived here in the USA. Not sure if I should say "Sorry" or "Glad" to see you got your share too.
Other than being an idiot I can't see why he dropped it. Seems to me he just bailed out in a corner he didn't even try to save it.
Steak Godfather
Posts : 3154 Join date : 2013-05-28 Age : 59
Subject: Re: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:15 am
Comments area explains that he hit a pothole while entering the turn. Looks to me like he panicked at the jolt, popped it upright, then grabbed and handful of front squeezers subsequently sending the bike skittering across the road.
Probably target fixated on the pothole while initiating the turn. As he said, "what a prick." Seems an accurate self-analysis...
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waterbottle GRiSO Capo
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Subject: Re: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... Fri Jun 17, 2016 2:12 pm
Pretty sure that's my Rosso that Pete picked up at the auction house for me. It still had the yellow flag on the key. Take it easy on the poor ol bugger, he saved me 15K on the price of a new bike PS : Steak, thanks for the video ( It's been a little bit faster since that video was done )
Pete Roper GRiSO Capo
Posts : 10420 Join date : 2013-05-29 Age : 67
Subject: Re: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... Fri Jun 17, 2016 3:06 pm
Bingo! It occurred to me after I'd posted that you ended up buying it.
Pothole be fucked, look at the oil and muck in the corner. It's obvious some heavily laden trucks use that road regularly. Even in the dry it would be snot slick! He's just an unobservant idiot who can't ride.
Pete
beetle GRiSO Capo
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Subject: Re: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... Fri Jun 17, 2016 3:40 pm
Agree. ^^^^^^^^
I went frame by frame through that video. There's no pothole, and he's well wide of the oil. Fuckwit just can't ride. No gloves? Moron.
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Pete Roper GRiSO Capo
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Subject: Re: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... Fri Jun 17, 2016 3:53 pm
Well thanks to his idiocy Ron now has a new 2015 powerplant in his roadbike and a track bike to act the goat on! Win!
Pete
wardentm GRiSO Capo
Posts : 904 Join date : 2015-05-16 Age : 71
Subject: Re: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... Fri Jun 17, 2016 4:09 pm
No one's going to fess up to that 'fairy' off ....... Shame 'bout the bike, no compassion for the dick ...... Stay onboard all
opc GRiSO Capo
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Subject: Re: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... Fri Jun 17, 2016 6:40 pm
What a wanker!
bahamazoo GRiSO Capo
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Subject: Re: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... Sat Jun 18, 2016 6:28 am
uhuh, definite twat. maybe his colostomy bag overflowed as he started his turn in... absolute win for Ron!!!
Street L'Innominato
Posts : 3341 Join date : 2013-05-29 Age : 64
Subject: Re: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... Sat Jun 18, 2016 6:38 pm
I bet he's got potholes in his palms after that idiot move!
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Subject: Re: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... Sun Jun 19, 2016 3:31 pm
Not even his bike. Seen that vid before. No gloves. Made no attempt to turn the bike IMHO. Too busy with his commentary. That will have cost him.
That really takes the biscuit. What a Tool.
Diablo Loco GRiSO Capo
Posts : 173 Join date : 2013-05-29
Subject: Re: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:11 pm
Countersteer fail. Check out the unnecessary "warm the tires routine" early in the vid for a preview of what is coming up at the crash scene.
Looks to me like: At moderate speed and at the start of the corner he points the wheel to the left. Bike sits up wanting to go right so he pushes against it. Bike heading straight now with retard pushing against it.
He realises he is not going to make the corner. Girly cries and goes for brakes whilst still trying to push the front wheel left.
Thank you for comedy central
wardentm GRiSO Capo
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Subject: Re: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... Tue Jun 21, 2016 12:58 am
With all that said, what sort of dealer would allow said 'gloveless inexperienced learner' to take out such a beautiful piece of machinery ? I have a 06 1100 with 65k and am very, very choosy who I let throw a leg over mine, come to think about it, I havn't let anyone yet .... What happens, re insurance in such circumstances ? Who comes out to pick it up? Could this bozo just walk away ? Not my problem !!! What comeback would the dealer have ? Cheers
Bulldog9 GRiSO Capo
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Subject: Re: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... Thu Jun 23, 2016 9:48 pm
WOW.............. as the immoral Bugs Bunny would say "What a maroon" Knew it would be a 'dumb' crash as soon as I saw no gloves and the lame swerving. Guess this fella learned the old adage 'leather is cheaper than skin grafts.' I hope that the sponsor/dealer had him sign a waiver and proof of insurance.
I RARELY let someone ride my bike, and only if I know they ride as well or better than I do and have an equal value ride ;-) I've watched the video several times and this get off makes NO sense at all except for TOTAL inexperienced rider unable/scared to lean in a turn.
Papa Lazarou GRiSO Capo
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Subject: Re: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... Thu Jun 23, 2016 10:07 pm
After my recent off, I'm beginning to think that this was me. I was going in a straight line, slowly, and hit oil. A lot of oil.
I stole this vid and posted it up on another site. It's karma getting its own back on me...
boxerscott Grignapoco
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Subject: Re: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... Mon Jun 27, 2016 3:49 pm
Papa Lazarou wrote:
After my recent off, I'm beginning to think that this was me. I was going in a straight line, slowly, and hit oil. A lot of oil.
I stole this vid and posted it up on another site. It's karma getting its own back on me...
Naughty to steal. but there`s nowt you can do when the front end hits oil you're going down, di`nae beat yourself up about that.
Subject: Alright, 'fess up you Aussie hoon... 
Fri Jun 17, 2016 9:48 am
( It's been a little bit faster since that video was done 
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