Tired of flying insect pests?
Then you need ‘MG Pest Off”!
Guaranteed to eliminate 98% of all flying insects quickly and efficiently.
(field trials show that the device actually kills 75% of insects, the remainder by your face)[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Don’t get all buggy, get Pest Off!
Imported from the shores of Lake Como. Avoid imitations, ask for them by name.
*requires high octane accelerant
*operates best at speeds approaching terminal velocity
*may require extensive clean-up after prolonged use